Ed Koch has announced that all guns should be banned, except for those in the hands of the government. Because that will fix violence. No one was ever beaten to death, stabbed, beheaded, crucified, burned, pushed off a cliff, hit with a rock, poisoned, or strangled before guns were invented.


6 thoughts on “Utopia

  1. Nor has anyone ever been pushed off of a subway platform before in New York. I propose a ban on assault subways. For the children of course.

  2. Utopia – From the Greek: U(omicron-upsilon) means no and topia(topos is root word) means place.

  3. Regulating “assault weapons” has always worked…just ask Cain – had Able hid in a ‘Weapoon Free Zone’ that bit of violence would never have happened ;P

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