A company has formed that will loaded cremation ashes into shotgun shells. A pound of remains into a case of shells, or into rifle or pistol ammo if you prefer.
I think I speak for shooters everywhere when I say, “Eight hundred and fifty dollars a case! Are you nuts? Around here a case of shells goes for about seventy bucks!”
I’ll have my friends shoot up four or five cases, then scatter my ashes on the range and spend the rest of the money on good whiskey.