Next up — The Sky is Falling!

Global Cooling.

Ok, we tried global warming, but what with the growing arctic ice, the frozen orchards in Florida, and the fact that England looks more like Hoth as it struggles to find the supplies and equipment to keep the roads open, global cooling looks like an easier sell. How long before they try telling us that the global cooling is caused by excess carbon dioxide in the atmosphere?

But it’s supposed to be freezing!
–C-3PO, in The Empire Strikes Back


2 thoughts on “Next up — The Sky is Falling!

  1. I was astonished to just find out that every acre of Her Britannic Majesty's Scepter'd Isle is covered in snow.

    That's some powerful Global Warming, right there.

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