I don’t know why flammable rocks aren’t restricted. Licensed. Only sold to valid permit holders that show proof of need. They definitely should not be sold to minors. And that Jolly Old Elf flying around, just how many of these dangerous things does he have in that sleigh? I think the TSA should investigate.
One other question I have is about the global security grid that has been in place to support Santa’s child surveillance operations.
He sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows when you’ve been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!
–Lyrics from “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”