Sushi

Eat raw fish, get a 9 foot tapeworm. Well, du-huh. When I was in Japan 30 years ago, I saw people eating raw fish. Looked a good way to pick up parasites then, and nothing has changed.

Not everything we import is a good idea. Sushi should have been left overseas. Meat, ask for it cooked. Or plan on hosting an internal biodiversity conference.

I don’t eat anything that a dog won’t eat. Like sushi. Ever see a dog eat sushi? He just sniffs it and says, ‘I don’t think so.’ And this is an animal that licks between its legs and sniffs fire hydrants.
–Billiam Coronel

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