Now Gov. Sanford of South Carolina

The Governor of South Carolina admits he wasn’t hiking on the A.T., he was in Argentina boinking some “dear, dear friend”.

Let’s go over this again. When caught out with “the other woman”, do not bother to act sorry. You are not sorry you did this, because it was great, hot, illicit sex, and you enjoyed every moment of it. At least stand up and say, “Damn, I’m sorry you caught me.”

Otherwise, tell the truth. Tell us what she was like and how much fun it was. This whiny apology crap makes you look weak and nobody, not me, not the press, not your political cronies, and certainly not your wife, believes a word of it.

Man up and say it.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
–Billy Crystal


The following quote is from an email that Gov. Sanford sent to his lover. It was published in The State, Columbia, South Carolina’s newspaper.

…I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light…

So, cry me a river, but don’t pretend you weren’t having the time of your life.
Update 2

Carlos Soto, the owner of Guido’s Bar, says he’s seen Sanford and Maria Belen Chapur there several times over the last few months — most recently last week.

Soto says they were “all over each other” last week in his bar, “kissing, holding hands and drinking wine.”

Soto was impressed with Maria, saying she has “un cuerpazo'” — translation: a banging body.

So I figure if he spent the last 5 days crying in Argentina, it’s because he had decided he was going to stop seeing her.