Fail Harder, Fail Faster

As a service to all of you, I traveled into the future and brought back a picture of the economy of the United States after the recent changes take hold. Every time a politician speaks about the economy now, the stock market drops 100 points. Given the power of Pr. Obama to effect Hope’nChange, I think the results I brought you are unsurprising.

We can’t expect the American People to jump from Capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small doses of Socialism, until they awaken one day to find that they have Communism.
–Nikita Khrushchev

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